While they have their agitation spread across the media with Budhadeb being the villain between their romance, Ratan Tata and Mamata Banerjee exchanged some lovey dovey pleasantries. ROFL reports:
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I don’t even know why I’m blogging on a Sunday, it is such an active thing to do on a lazy day like this. It’s simple, every time you think “oh what do I do today” look at the day, and you will know what to do. So Monday is a day to whine, Tuesday to go for free lunches and movies, Wednesday is for romance..and Thursday Friday is to make plans for weekends that won’t happen coz you are too drunk to get up on a Saturday and Sunday is too lazy to do anything.
So Sundays are days to strive harder not do anything worthwhile. And if you are confused about how to waste an already wasted day, here we go.
Sleep defines laziness so sleep as much as you can. I can’t wax enough eloquent about sleep ever, it is so blissful. I don’t even understand why would anyone want to get up ever if all we look forward to everyday is actually a good night’s sleep. So make the Sunday a Sleeday and sleep in peace.
You might also want to try out a few sleep experiments like sleeping the other way around, sleeping with one eye open or with your legs raised up or some stuff like that.
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Heck if these chamkoos can get in a movie and romance the ones that are romanced then why not me!
There are reports that suggest that he underwent (yeah literraly underwent.. didn’t go the full distance) plastic surgery to look like Hrithik. It is funy, I think he is like a market research that went bad haha.
Can we initiate legal proceedings against his daddy?
So you are wondering who is Harish aye? Remember the Karishma Kapoor of 1990, purple lipstick, eyebrows as big as my dad’s moustache and cheeks pinker than pink panther. Yea, so that chick made her debut with Harish in Prem Quaidi. Ah now you remember right. How will you.. as if you bothered to see Prem Quaidi.
Anyway, introducing Haaaarieeesh!
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Alright, technically these aren’t Sindhi jokes, more like jokes by a Sindhi.
My weekends are usually boring, the fact that family is around would mean I can’t carry out experiment lest they should throw me out of the house for disrupting life. So I ended up at my friend’s place in the hope of some excitement.
For some strange reason (actually coz we were lazy) we decided the best way to put our time into some enterprising use would be to start treating each other to some saved sms jokes. Of course the fact that he had a cell phone before I ever did meant he had some retro 1990s ones too in the offing and conveniently swept me aside with his barrage of linguistic shabbiness they call Peejays these days.
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It is not often that I set myself up for work. Then again it is not often that my car pleads for a wash and fresh clothes. This time it threatened mutiny, I don’t know what else can we term violent jerks, shaky noises and a strangely adamant steering which refused to go left.
I presume all of you are aware of my views on early mornings. The view strengthened further after this escapade.
Looking at my car getting all decked up, some crows decided it is just the right time to clean their inner self. And I don’t know what gave it away but they figured since I am cleaning the car might as well use me for cleaning themselves. I had an early morning shower that I was so not looking forward to. [click to continue...]
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I am part South Indian, especially the last part. My actual name being Roflin D’souza Vengarippu Double Decker Bus. Anyway, that is beside the point.
To get in touch with my roots I often take a hike to meet my brothers down there. Though the idea is usually relaxation, it sometimes also gives way to posts on this blog. Now one of my brother is this typical south brain who cracks all the unnecessary entrances and is walking running encyclopedia of the Indian Education System.
Fortunately or unfortunately (depending on which part of the country you come from) he is strongly rooted to his South Indian lineage. And it presents itself the best when he speaks English. Now I know what it feels to have an accent but this guy takes it to a whole new level. And Sometimes it leads to longer conversations than what was otherwise required.
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I have had interesting experiences quitting jobs. Sometimes I just do it to add excitement at the end of the day. It is surprisingly funny when you jabber your boss “I wanna leave!” and then leave it at that. He comes to the room full of boring developers very close to where I am sitting and then suddenly, “Oh Rof! why don’t we catch a cup of coffee” .. I never understood the whole catching part of coffee but it seemed exciting enough. And then he asks you why do you want to quit and i say, “oh that, I was just asking for a leave.. missed the ‘a’ then and then got caught up with work you know..”
I figured then that quitting the job is not so much of a hassle as it might seem. Heck, it is a whole lot of fun if you believe me.
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