From the monthly archives:

December 2007

Earn Huge Money - Become A Millionaire

by Roflin on December 22, 2007

Apparently Tunna Sr. (my father..thank you very much) was wrong, MBA is not the way to make money. All we really have to do is read this piece of paper in some God forsaken Industrial Estate far away from the beaches of Goa. Let there be money…

Become a Millionaire

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John and Bipasha Getting Married

by Roflin on December 5, 2007

While this is no news broadcast or an attempt at rumour mongering, I am genuinely intrigued with the possibility.

With talks of their engagement doing rounds in the gossip mags (Yes, I am big on gossip mags, sorry mom) I am sure wedding bells are not completely distant. Nevertheless whenever it will happen it is sure to create some buzz.

I am more keen on their kids. It is not like I want to have their kids, just that I am more interested in how they will turn up.

Some essential facts -

Dimples are a must. The only question really is how deep will they go.
Cleavage .. both John and Bips have ample cleaves na. Again the question really is how deep..
Something fishy - Parsi, Mallu and Bong blood what else do you expect!
Toned muscles.. chances of the kid being born a treadmill itself are high .. muscles have to be there
The kid will be a walking graffiti of his or her parent’s sponsors

Hmm… all that should seem very evident… and if things don’t quite turn out this way you know whom to blame…

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King Laloonidas

by Roflin on December 3, 2007

Laloo Prasad 300 I was watching 300 the movie today. The same one which inspired the “Emperor’s New Clothes”. Sparta must have been really poor I presume, the fisher folk in India were better clothes…

Anyway, then I had the good fortune of interviewing our own great King.. Laloonidas Prasad Yadav. This is what he had to say throughout…

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10 Easy Steps to an Amusing Day

by Roflin on December 1, 2007

If you go by the history of mankind… err, we will keep that for later. Getting straight to the amusement. Here are 10 ways to get kickass start to the day. Experiments show that the amusement generally lasts 7 to 9 hours, with some exceptional cases stretching it well on to 36 hours. [click to continue...]

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