by Roflin on February 28, 2008
I was diagnosed for the “foot-in-mouth” disease very early in life. The symptoms were apparent when I was merrily telling my mom how my friends were reading some mag filled with nude women way back in 1994, I was just a shade below 10 then.
It was then and it is this week when I called up my friend’s place to confirm with him what I have to tell his parents. Yes, his mom picked the phone.. not my fault really, blame it Vodafone who kept his phone out of my reach.
Anyway, during my recent escapades on the web, I found a lot of people and am pleased to let you all know that I have found some company in this lonely world. Thought I’d introduce them to you guys.
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by Roflin on February 25, 2008
If there was ever a time I was pissed off about banning websites in certain countries this is it.
I mean how can the government do this to my Pakistani friends? How are they going to watch my videos now!?
Youtube needs to be restored in our neighbourland for the sake ROFL. Mutiny people.
Err just in case you missed the link, get the actual reasons by clicking here.
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by Roflin on February 22, 2008
Sometimes the funniest moments in life, don’t seem all that funny afterwards. It is like a Barfi gone bad. This draft was published moments after a conversation with a friend of which this is an excrept. And now a good 34 hours after that, I wonder why..
Me: Made a new post on ROFL dude..
Not Me: About what?
Me Again: You know Taylor Mali na…
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by Roflin on February 19, 2008
“And tell Ram Parsad, how was your trip to Bambai?”
“Ab what to say Bismil Bhai, it felt as it is my own home, what a wonderful city! There is more waste to eat than you will ever see in Chowringhee,” was the jet black Ram Prasad’s reply, with the other crows crowded nodding their head in agreement.
That’s the thing with crows. They sit on those long stretched electricity wires and talk about food all day. Nothing about the share market, no care about the government unless there is some legislation about food of course. If its not food it has to be the famous people they have to talk about. If Darwin was ever right about evolution the reporters of India surely must have descended from crows.
They all look the same, but no mistake there is some intense regionalism in the air (quite literally) between them.
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by Roflin on February 18, 2008
I wonder if there is something called as local love, and if there is, is that what we call when a couple enter the local trains of Bombay (no I won’t call it Mumbai ..jaa!).
It was pointless to ponder on it anyway. What made me think of it though was an interesting sight yesterday. I was traveling in our famous locals which fortunately (and surprisingly) gave me enough room to stand, breathe and see others ..all at the same time. And what did I see?
Nestled close to the door on opposite sides (Ironically) were two couples. One married and the other well un-married (ah..now you get the irony).
IT was interesting to watch the whole proceedings. If there ever was a way to define opposite in a scene, this was it.
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