I was diagnosed for the “foot-in-mouth” disease very early in life. The symptoms were apparent when I was merrily telling my mom how my friends were reading some mag filled with nude women way back in 1994, I was just a shade below 10 then.
It was then and it is this week when I called up my friend’s place to confirm with him what I have to tell his parents. Yes, his mom picked the phone.. not my fault really, blame it Vodafone who kept his phone out of my reach.
Anyway, during my recent escapades on the web, I found a lot of people and am pleased to let you all know that I have found some company in this lonely world. Thought I’d introduce them to you guys.
Anti-Gun Anti-Climax
There’s this one guy, who shot a robber. So.. How is he like me?
Apparently during his spare time, as a state lawmaker, he speaks about not letting Texans use guns to defend themselves. I guess the thief believed our friend practiced what he preached.
Speaking of Guns
A young girl shot her father while she slept. She claims she was molested by him always.. it became of our interest when one neighbor said that the whole street knew of it and often heard the screams of the 12 year old.
The whole street knew about it! So what exactly were these guys waiting for?
And While on Perversion - Presenting The Father of Porn
The Arch Bishop of some place I don’t quite know, was found surfing porn. In his defense the padre said that he was searching for miracle realities when a typo landed him at miracle realtits.
Do I see some frantic searching going on?
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