by Roflin on March 31, 2008
And so the rules were:
1. Put your iPod (or other source of music) on shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what. No cheating!
So what are these rules for?
You see what happened, there is this nut’ila called Mac or Mia depending on how sloshed you are. Now a Brat tagged her, usually this calls for moral policing and widespread lynching by Bajrang Dal in Jabalpur but we live in world far flung from such mundane realities. So she gleefully accepted and like some plague spread it to a few others. Yours truly made the cut (I wonder what was the qualification needed really..first time making a cut with something).
For those who don’t know what tag is.. now you know.. I think..
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by Roflin on March 26, 2008
I have been thinking of going to a more subtler regular blog design on rofl. What is your take on it?
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by Roflin on March 18, 2008
I don’t fancy it as a special talent, but I can be very irritating. But then so can Ekta Kapoor. Anyway, in my case people strangely enjoyed it as a challenge. Whatever be the reason for their reactions, it just made try harder and develop some fancy observations about people. Yes I did I have a really sad childhood in case you are wondering. But it certainly seems like a lot of people missed having one.
So this is Roflin guide to irritating people and still let you hang around with them. Very important to a successful life in the society in general.
The Handbook of Irritativenability
(Roflin invents words yes.)
In this post we will cover the basics of the game. Some classical stuff that we are all aware of but never practice.
- The Stare Attack
Yea right, as if you want me to explain this one. Of course, don’t do this with pretty girls, I don’t even understand why you would want to irritate pretty girls.
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by Roflin on March 12, 2008
It is time for the Rofu Duel folks.. please contact your nearest customer service dictionary agent to know what it means. For the patient lot, you guys can read ahead and go figure out yourself…
Aiyo.. What it is?
Roflin had the lucky chance to interview Santhakumaran Sreesanth while he was practicing his expressions this Sunday morning while shooting for an Ad for Lux soaps. Or so it seemed .. for we later learned that he was trying to get rid of the Idli from breakfast..
Anyway this is how the next 23 minutes proceeded
Roflin: Hello Sree, hows it going?
Sreesanth: (Touches his chest, looks up kisses his 3 24 karat gold chains, pumps himself and mutters something which remotely sounded like Symmonds or maybe it was swami aandavan) Yes, I am good.. you know the victory in Australia and all I mean was satisfying I mean it feels really good to beat the world champions you know.. it is sign of things.. how we beat them in home I mean.. yea am feeling good..
Roflin: Oh ok.. so tell me something about the Australia tour..
Sreesanth: (Looks around if there is some camera) It was unbelievable you know.. I couldn’t believe myself that we had done it..it is so exciting to beat the world champions you know and we beat them in Australia.. I mean Australia in Australia.. it is un.. it is just out of this world totally..I mean
Roflin: It was unbelievable eh.. so you guys doubted whether you can win.. the celebrations sure seemed like you surprised yourself
Sreesanth: We were aggressive and it is what we needed you know. I mean to beat Australia in Australia it is just a different thing.. we were all ready for anything I mean Sachin Paaji scored that hundred and we were all pumped up you know and there was no way we wanted to lose.. it is just unbelievable that we won the match .. I mean full credit to Australia the way we played you know.. it is very exciting..
Roflin: uh huh… (trying to remember what exactly was the interview about)
Roflin: You were a young side, and there must have been a huge amount of pressure on you.. how did you as a team cope with it ?
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by Roflin on March 8, 2008
I have decided every Saturday you will now rofl to other’s tunes. To kick off the show I have Ouch My Foe, I mean ouchmytoe’s request to spread the cheer. Now Jammy who runs this blog is surprisingly funny and strangely smart. He also works at that Ibibo.com thing, so go comment on his blog, he might give you a job who knows.
And while all of you swear by ROFL ke Photos, Whatay has gone one step ahead with some divine intervention of course! (bloody had me in splits for 2 mins and 24 secs)
That’s enough fever on one Saturday what say.. Adios till the new week comes.
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by Roflin on March 6, 2008
There are times when I feel lucky that India has a colonial past. And then there are times when i feel even better that we had a colonial past.
Presenting Rao Means Wear.
What do you means.. tell me I say!
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by Roflin on March 4, 2008
Read this article last Sunday.
It says that the UAE has banned Facebook, or as their minister dude chose to put it, they have banned parts of it. This kinda got me interested. How can they ban parts of a website?
How will they go about it? I wondered, and then it seemed pretty obvious, they can do lots of part banning.
- Block just the home page! It is still just a part.
- Remove the Login button, everything else will remain the way it is.
- Maybe they will just ban and remove the text on the site. Pictures speak a thousand words after all
We will ban parts.. yes of course
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