The Hindu Makkal Katchi (what a name!) has lodged a complaint against Mallika Sherawat for wearing skimpy clothes. Apparently it hurt Hindu sentiments.
(Damn it man, I didn’t get hurt, nor did my sentiments. I am beginning to doubt my religious beliefs. Obviously the HMK can’t be wrong, they have a party after all.)
Anyway, a little Roflinesque escapade to south and I have come up with the real reason why they were offended by the apparent suggestive measures that MS displayed.
She Is Not Fat
The HMK and the likes feel she did not match up to their expectation of a perfect woman who of course should be a perfect zero when looked at (no not size zero, pure zero round).
Not Enough Skin Show
Quotes Shivshankarnathan who wished to be unnamed, “How can Mallika betray us, everything was covered! Did you not see her photo?” he quizzes, evidently reflecting upon the flowery veil that held her dress together at midriff.
She did not Speak in Tamil
Big mistake. She did not speak in Tamil (which is a mighty popular language everywhere in India and Asia) while translating or whatever she was doing besides Jackie Chan. They thought she was swearing at them. Even her English didn’t have the Sambhar accent.
She didn’t Thank Rajnikant
Though the Kamal Hassan Fan association didn’t really mind it, pretty much nothing can be launched in Tamil Nadu without Rajnikant being mentioned, not even water from Cauvery. “Prepostorous!” thundered Madaliappan Tavaliar head of Thalaivar Fans Munnanni whot ook exception to this by tying his Lungi.
They Had To Meet Their Target For April
With not many actresses coming over to the south in its blistering summer, they were facing an acute shortage of potentially complainable women.
They Couldn’t Spell Her Name
Tamil doesn’t have Sh in their language. (yes Shit will become Sit there..) They take objection to such names that they can’t pronounce or spell.
She Didn’t Tickle Kamal Hassan’s Beard
They have all been wanting to but none got close enough. Mallika wasted an opportunity that was precious than water from Cauvery.
They Were Bored
The IPL didn’t help, their team was steamrolling opponents with one sided matches. “Kya idea aaya aaj complaint lagane ka!”
Her Name Just Came Up
The real scenes before the complaint was lodged
“Padayappa, who do we harass?”
“Appa Palani, they are so many I don’t know da, enna solla nee?”
“I say, let us play a game”
“Addai arruporiki, ippo taan onnkayu velayadunumma?” (Hey arru porriki (not his name), you want to play at this juncture itself or what?)
“Anna, listen, we will put everyone names and pull one out .. eppadi?”
“Eureka, Imean Rekha.. B to the A to the B to the A.. cast the names I say”
Yes you heard it right and only on ROFL.
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Lol.. Nice one!
nice blog
Temme onething lad(kenne Koo), while uncultured north indians protesting against cheerleaders during IPL, there is nothing wrong, pointing out someone who does not respect the culture and manners of South(cauvery is not the only important thing)
hey take this comment in a rolflin rolflade, or some f**kin way
hey seeva.. thanks for commenting mate…
first things first.. north indians are ot unclutured.. Indians are.. we all dirty our country.. hehe but rofl is not the best place to discuss that
.. so getting to your point.. I really wanted to write something on IPL and cheerleaders n stuff to but that was insipid and so in the face political propaganda that even I felt it a lousy thing to talk about…
and don’t tell me about culture and manners of the south.. one can see it in the movies.. honestly I didn’t think what Malika did or wore that day was anything flabbergasting.. it was just another publicity stunt ..any kid could tell you that.. and it was a lame topic.. going against the culture wud hav been if she demeaned us by not coming to TN.. that is insulting.. but she didn.. anyway.. thanks for commenting int he roflinesque spirit man.. really appreciate it and one joke coming free for ya!
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