6 Doofos Who Inspire Roflin’s Movie Aspirations

Heck if these chamkoos can get in a movie and romance the ones that are romanced then why not me!

First in the line is Mr. Harman Baweja

There are reports that suggest that he underwent (yeah literraly underwent.. didn’t go the full distance) plastic surgery to look like Hrithik. It is funy, I think he is like a market research that went bad haha.

Can we initiate legal proceedings against his daddy?

Harish (What’s with douchebags and the letter H?)

So you are wondering who is Harish aye? Remember the Karishma Kapoor of 1990, purple lipstick, eyebrows as big as my dad’s moustache and cheeks pinker than pink panther. Yea, so that chick made her debut with Harish in Prem Quaidi. Ah now you remember right. How will you.. as if you bothered to see Prem Quaidi.

Anyway, introducing Haaaarieeesh!

For those who are in doubt the one on the right is NOT Harish

It’s ok It’s ok, it is good reminiscence.

Moving ahead we have the eternal, the perennial, the greatest suck fest of all time.

Ladiej of the gentlemen presenting Sannnjaaay Kapooor!

No I don’t get it, how can he be launched 300 times and yet not get it right even once! It is this that doesn’t give way for national talents like me to express my craft you know. Sanjay Kapoor Totally teh FAIL.

The next in line is an irritating bastard I never really liked. Since the time I saw the craparoom that was Ashiqui.

Yeah you guessed him right, Rahul Roy

Every time I saw a promo of shitty Big Boss (or should call it Shetty now :P) with him in it I felt like gulping something disgusting down my throat so that I can barf! 100% Fail!

Anyway, he toh went on to win it, God knows how but he did, when did our country lag behind in miracles anyway.

Number 6 is perfect for this guy. Lol. No not Rahul Roy dude, the one coming next, though coming to think of it even Roy richly deserves it. Ahem.

Number 6 is Himanshu Malik

It took me 5 minutes to remember his name seriously. He gained notoriety for kissing Mallika 17 times, sadly that and fiddling with Meghna Naidu’s boobs (in a movie in a movie) remain his only qualification till date.

Yes of course he also once famously said, that given the right opportunity he can do just as well as Hrithik (I swear, he said it on Bombay Times). Yes, we will now wait for Jodha-Fakbar :D

I know it is only number 5 and not 6 yet. But it is Himanshooo Ma Lick haha..he has to be 6 lol.

But would we stop there?

Hell no. We now have Dino Morea!!! Please no More ya!

No will he seriously ever say a line properly? Will he ever get movie which is remotely close to be rated watchable? Oh the questions we must suffer..

What did Arjun Rampal ask him when he met Dino Morea?

In Dino kya kar rahe ho :D

So there they are. Damn I was beginning to enjoy it. But I leave the other douches for you guys to fill. So fill in those comments bitches!

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