I don’t even know why I’m blogging on a Sunday, it is such an active thing to do on a lazy day like this. It’s simple, every time you think “oh what do I do today” look at the day, and you will know what to do. So Monday is a day to whine, Tuesday to go for free lunches and movies, Wednesday is for romance..and Thursday Friday is to make plans for weekends that won’t happen coz you are too drunk to get up on a Saturday and Sunday is too lazy to do anything.
So Sundays are days to strive harder not do anything worthwhile. And if you are confused about how to waste an already wasted day, here we go.
1. Don’t get out of your Bedroom
Sleep defines laziness so sleep as much as you can. I can’t wax enough eloquent about sleep ever, it is so blissful. I don’t even understand why would anyone want to get up ever if all we look forward to everyday is actually a good night’s sleep. So make the Sunday a Sleeday and sleep in peace.
You might also want to try out a few sleep experiments like sleeping the other way around, sleeping with one eye open or with your legs raised up or some stuff like that.
2. Head straight to the TV
Now if despite my potent reasoning you still figure that the bed is not the best place (especially if you’ve haven’t cleaned it in ages) to be in, the next best thing is to head straight to the TV. Don’t even go near that toothbursh. Don’t wash your stupid swollen eyes. Just go switch on the remote and watch whatever dumb channel that’s there. Don’t watch news channels though, they will crack you up (not as I would :D) and you will get warmed for an active day, so don’t bother that, skip them out.
3. Watch Sanjay Leela Bhansali Movies
They will put you to sleep.Then go to step 1.
4. Switch that Stupid Cell Phone Off
NO calls. No Plans.Super Lazy Sunday!
You see all of us have some really wasted people in our lives in the name of friends, who best suited to be with only when you are tuck in a deserted island or when you need money to watch a movie. Now presuming my reader’s aren’t dumb to go watch a SLB movie, you don’t really need to watch a movie or be stuck in a deserted island on a Sunday. Therefore you don’t need friends either. So swithc the fucking mobile off!
5. Don’t read stupid blogs.. Only Read Roflin
I know a lot of bloggers these days who talk about getting things done and productivity and who earn tonnes of money through adsense and stuff. They make your life better, which is not quite what we want here. No really, what’s the point. Just read Roflin and go to sleep with a smile on your face.. you can laugh later on Monday and then on Thursday when you finally get the joke.
There I have super charged your laziness, now I need to go charge my cell, it has died since day before yesterday you know.(My Sunday started on Friday :P)
Go Sleep.
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