Celebrities

While this is no news broadcast or an attempt at rumour mongering, I am genuinely intrigued with the possibility.

With talks of their engagement doing rounds in the gossip mags (Yes, I am big on gossip mags, sorry mom) I am sure wedding bells are not completely distant. Nevertheless whenever it will happen it is sure to create some buzz.

I am more keen on their kids. It is not like I want to have their kids, just that I am more interested in how they will turn up.

Some essential facts -

• Dimples are a must. The only question really is how deep will they go.
• Cleavage .. both John and Bips have ample cleaves na. Again the question really is how deep..
• Something fishy - Parsi, Mallu and Bong blood what else do you expect!
• Toned muscles.. chances of the kid being born a treadmill itself are high .. muscles have to be there
• The kid will be a walking graffiti of his or her parent’s sponsors

Hmm… all that should seem very evident… and if things don’t quite turn out this way you know whom to blame…

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