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Which Day is Stronger and Other Sindhi Jokes

by Roflin on September 1, 2008

Alright, technically these aren’t Sindhi jokes, more like jokes by a Sindhi.

My weekends are usually boring, the fact that family is around would mean I can’t carry out experiment lest they should throw me out of the house for disrupting life. So I ended up at my friend’s place in the hope of some excitement.

For some strange reason (actually coz we were lazy) we decided the best way to put our time into some enterprising use would be to start treating each other to some saved sms jokes. Of course the fact that he had a cell phone before I ever did meant he had some retro 1990s ones too in the offing and conveniently swept me aside with his barrage of linguistic shabbiness they call Peejays these days.
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25 Facts About ROFL You Probably Never Knew

by Roflin on May 5, 2008

It is actually a magazine that can brighten up your day if you want to. Pity no one really understand that
It works so hard, that sometimes it just forgets it is supposed to be a funny thing
There are some genuinely funny stuff here, you just need a better sense of humor to realize that
It is linked to by people who Roflin doubts if they ever read it properly. They probably wouldn’t have linked if they did
It has a mighty affinity towards list posts
The photos you see are actually taken by Roflin on the streets of where ever he roams, no Internet pilferage here.. 100 percent sure che
There are but few places that ROFL finds inspiration from, the parliament is a major contributor and we thank it’s members profusely

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ROFL Under Maintainence

by Roflin on April 17, 2008

I hope I got the spelling of maintainence right. I don’t even know if it is a word in the first place. Nevertheless, I am putting this illustrious website under maintainence. There are a few things that need to be played I mean worked at and it requires this site to be messed up.

That would mean that when you come to ROFL you will be greeted with a look of utter confusion with posts flying around everywhere. You will also see an actual WIP project live .. how many times have you had that privilege huh?

Till then Adios Amigos. That means Adi (my pet name) is (os is a typo of is) ami (me in bengali) goes..

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Striking a Deal With The Spam Merchants

by Roflin on April 7, 2008

Today I got notified of some new comments on ROFL. Naturally I was excited, so I jumped around, called everyone I love and who are close to me of course I kissed my PC before opening India’s funniest blog’s homepage.

And what do I see

comment #1 - have been visiting sources like that lately. That’s the most important point of everything. That’s why I can professionally say that this information is objective and sounds true to me

of course he was saying this about my “serious” post on the Dialogue writer of Om Shanti Om
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The Chick Who Tagged Me

by Roflin on March 31, 2008

And so the rules were:
1. Put your iPod (or other source of music) on shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what. No cheating!

So what are these rules for?

You see what happened, there is this nut’ila called Mac or Mia depending on how sloshed you are. Now a Brat tagged her, usually this calls for moral policing and widespread lynching by Bajrang Dal in Jabalpur but we live in world far flung from such mundane realities. So she gleefully accepted and like some plague spread it to a few others. Yours truly made the cut (I wonder what was the qualification needed really..first time making a cut with something).

For those who don’t know what tag is.. now you know.. I think..

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