by Roflin on September 7, 2008
I don’t even know why I’m blogging on a Sunday, it is such an active thing to do on a lazy day like this. It’s simple, every time you think “oh what do I do today” look at the day, and you will know what to do. So Monday is a day to whine, Tuesday to go for free lunches and movies, Wednesday is for romance..and Thursday Friday is to make plans for weekends that won’t happen coz you are too drunk to get up on a Saturday and Sunday is too lazy to do anything.
So Sundays are days to strive harder not do anything worthwhile. And if you are confused about how to waste an already wasted day, here we go.
1. Don’t get out of your Bedroom
Sleep defines laziness so sleep as much as you can. I can’t wax enough eloquent about sleep ever, it is so blissful. I don’t even understand why would anyone want to get up ever if all we look forward to everyday is actually a good night’s sleep. So make the Sunday a Sleeday and sleep in peace.
You might also want to try out a few sleep experiments like sleeping the other way around, sleeping with one eye open or with your legs raised up or some stuff like that.
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by Roflin on August 27, 2008
It is not often that I set myself up for work. Then again it is not often that my car pleads for a wash and fresh clothes. This time it threatened mutiny, I don’t know what else can we term violent jerks, shaky noises and a strangely adamant steering which refused to go left.
I presume all of you are aware of my views on early mornings. The view strengthened further after this escapade.
Washing is infectious
Looking at my car getting all decked up, some crows decided it is just the right time to clean their inner self. And I don’t know what gave it away but they figured since I am cleaning the car might as well use me for cleaning themselves. I had an early morning shower that I was so not looking forward to. [click to continue...]
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by A.D.D on August 26, 2008
I am part South Indian, especially the last part. My actual name being Roflin D’souza Vengarippu Double Decker Bus. Anyway, that is beside the point.
To get in touch with my roots I often take a hike to meet my brothers down there. Though the idea is usually relaxation, it sometimes also gives way to posts on this blog. Now one of my brother is this typical south brain who cracks all the unnecessary entrances and is walking running encyclopedia of the Indian Education System.
Fortunately or unfortunately (depending on which part of the country you come from) he is strongly rooted to his South Indian lineage. And it presents itself the best when he speaks English. Now I know what it feels to have an accent but this guy takes it to a whole new level. And Sometimes it leads to longer conversations than what was otherwise required.
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by Roflin on August 10, 2008
I have had interesting experiences quitting jobs. Sometimes I just do it to add excitement at the end of the day. It is surprisingly funny when you jabber your boss “I wanna leave!” and then leave it at that. He comes to the room full of boring developers very close to where I am sitting and then suddenly, “Oh Rof! why don’t we catch a cup of coffee” .. I never understood the whole catching part of coffee but it seemed exciting enough. And then he asks you why do you want to quit and i say, “oh that, I was just asking for a leave.. missed the ‘a’ then and then got caught up with work you know..”
I figured then that quitting the job is not so much of a hassle as it might seem. Heck, it is a whole lot of fun if you believe me.
The ROFL Code to Better Quitting
So today for all those who like doing things in style, here’s the way to go.. literally. [click to continue...]
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by Roflin on August 5, 2008
Well the long awaited sequel to the Seven Steps to better Irritating Habits is finally here! And this time we take on the nasty corporate world. Now having been part of that mud slinging world I know what it feels like to be at a workplace. I mean no matter how much fun it is to be there, we do get our occasional party poopers and nerds who get on our nerves. Like my friend Shanx who always says Thanx.
So this guide is to add that zing back in your work life and irritate the hell out of others for some really sadistic pleasure. Presenting the Highly Irritating Habits of Successful Workplace ROFLINs. [click to continue...]
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by Roflin on March 18, 2008
I don’t fancy it as a special talent, but I can be very irritating. But then so can Ekta Kapoor. Anyway, in my case people strangely enjoyed it as a challenge. Whatever be the reason for their reactions, it just made try harder and develop some fancy observations about people. Yes I did I have a really sad childhood in case you are wondering. But it certainly seems like a lot of people missed having one.
So this is Roflin guide to irritating people and still let you hang around with them. Very important to a successful life in the society in general.
The Handbook of Irritativenability
(Roflin invents words yes.)
In this post we will cover the basics of the game. Some classical stuff that we are all aware of but never practice.
- The Stare Attack
Yea right, as if you want me to explain this one. Of course, don’t do this with pretty girls, I don’t even understand why you would want to irritate pretty girls.
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by Roflin on February 28, 2008
I was diagnosed for the “foot-in-mouth” disease very early in life. The symptoms were apparent when I was merrily telling my mom how my friends were reading some mag filled with nude women way back in 1994, I was just a shade below 10 then.
It was then and it is this week when I called up my friend’s place to confirm with him what I have to tell his parents. Yes, his mom picked the phone.. not my fault really, blame it Vodafone who kept his phone out of my reach.
Anyway, during my recent escapades on the web, I found a lot of people and am pleased to let you all know that I have found some company in this lonely world. Thought I’d introduce them to you guys.
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