by Roflin on September 4, 2008
Heck if these chamkoos can get in a movie and romance the ones that are romanced then why not me!
First in the line is Mr. Harman Baweja
There are reports that suggest that he underwent (yeah literraly underwent.. didn’t go the full distance) plastic surgery to look like Hrithik. It is funy, I think he is like a market research that went bad haha.
Can we initiate legal proceedings against his daddy?
Harish (What’s with douchebags and the letter H?)
So you are wondering who is Harish aye? Remember the Karishma Kapoor of 1990, purple lipstick, eyebrows as big as my dad’s moustache and cheeks pinker than pink panther. Yea, so that chick made her debut with Harish in Prem Quaidi. Ah now you remember right. How will you.. as if you bothered to see Prem Quaidi.
Anyway, introducing Haaaarieeesh!
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by Roflin on May 9, 2008
While rotten comedies made by people who have no idea what funny means is often the case with our movies, there have been some real gems that made their presence felt on the big screens. Presenting some of the Funniest Movies Ever in Bollywood!
Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro
Dark. Hilarious. Social Satire at its very best. And who can forget the play climax. Duryodhan tryign to save the ‘dead’ Draupadi from Dushasan to the Dritarashtra’s bewilderment on the set turning into that of a Salim Anarkali play.. “.. this is too much, yeh kya ho raha hai?”
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by Roflin on November 25, 2007
I had the good fortune of watching two useless Bollywood movies this weekend. While I won’t say too much about Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal (what a name.. D3G), I was extremely impressed with Om Shanti Om. It very lived up to its tag of “hum film wale hai hum kuch bhi karte rehte hai“.
While Deepika’s legs looked stunning ins ome of the song sequence, there wasn’t anything new to see in the movie except that. Why even SRK’s body looks like that of the hordes of young men lining up to be in the movie industry. The scenes itself were completely a spoof of older movies of course, which the makers proudly proclaim as what their attempt was in any case. Such movies are my filmi family’s delight actually, but I wonder why I would want to see it all again if I saw it in other movies before.
Anyway, this is not a review site, nor is this post planned to be a rating zone for OSO. This is in fact dedicated to who I believe was a non existent dialogue writer. I am sure whoever it was (they showed some guy walking out of a rickshaw at the end of the movie, saying he wrote the dialogues), wasn’t paid.
Or maybe considering the absolute needlessness of dialogues in the movie Farah and Shahrukh might have just asked him to write the dialogues till the interval and paid him half his salary.
I don’t see any other reason to have heard 3 dialogues being repeated endlessly by different people throughout the movie. “Jab kisi cheez ko dil se chaho…” they went on, unfortunately the universe didn’t consipire to give some new and better dialogues. I was stuck to quayanat, and sindoor and nahiii for most part of the movie. And the other its and bits were of course carelessly lifted from older hindi films in any case. Effective cost saving I must say.. SRK is surely a shrewd guy.. (no wonder the poor dialogue man came in a rick…)
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