Seven Highly Irritating Habits - The Workplace Code

by Roflin on August 5, 2008

Well the long awaited sequel to the Seven Steps to better Irritating Habits is finally here! And this time we take on the nasty corporate world. Now having been part of that mud slinging world I know what it feels like to be at a workplace. I mean no matter how much fun it is to be there, we do get our occasional party poopers and nerds who get on our nerves. Like my friend Shanx who always says Thanx.

So this guide is to add that zing back in your work life and irritate the hell out of others for some really sadistic pleasure. Presenting the Highly Irritating Habits of Successful Workplace ROFLINs. [click to continue...]

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9 Bollywood Comedies That You Must Watch

by Roflin on May 9, 2008

While rotten comedies made by people who have no idea what funny means is often the case with our movies, there have been some real gems that made their presence felt on the big screens. Presenting some of the Funniest Movies Ever in Bollywood!

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro

Dark. Hilarious. Social Satire at its very best. And who can forget the play climax. Duryodhan tryign to save the ‘dead’ Draupadi from Dushasan to the Dritarashtra’s bewilderment on the set turning into that of a Salim Anarkali play.. “.. this is too much, yeh kya ho raha hai?
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These People Have No Idea What They Are Doing In The IPL

by Roflin on May 6, 2008

While the whole country is going gaga over the tournament, there are some hidden gems in the league who have no idea why they are in the IPL. Whatever might be the case these trio and two others have caught enough attention to at least get a mention on ROFL.

Jacques Kallis

Forget the IPL, Kallis has no idea what he is doing anywhere. The other day he was washing hands with the welcome wine they gave him at the hotel.
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25 Facts About ROFL You Probably Never Knew

by Roflin on May 5, 2008

  1. It is actually a magazine that can brighten up your day if you want to. Pity no one really understand that
  2. It works so hard, that sometimes it just forgets it is supposed to be a funny thing
  3. There are some genuinely funny stuff here, you just need a better sense of humor to realize that
  4. It is linked to by people who Roflin doubts if they ever read it properly. They probably wouldn’t have linked if they did
  5. It has a mighty affinity towards list posts
  6. The photos you see are actually taken by Roflin on the streets of where ever he roams, no Internet pilferage here.. 100 percent sure che
  7. There are but few places that ROFL finds inspiration from, the parliament is a major contributor and we thank it’s members profusely
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9 Reasons Why Mallika Was Complained Against

by Roflin on May 4, 2008

The Hindu Makkal Katchi (what a name!) has lodged a complaint against Mallika Sherawat for wearing skimpy clothes. Apparently it hurt Hindu sentiments.

(Damn it man, I didn’t get hurt, nor did my sentiments. I am beginning to doubt my religious beliefs. Obviously the HMK can’t be wrong, they have a party after all.)

Anyway, a little Roflinesque escapade to south and I have come up with the real reason why they were offended by the apparent suggestive measures that MS displayed.
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ROFL Under Maintainence

by Roflin on April 17, 2008

I hope I got the spelling of maintainence right. I don’t even know if it is a word in the first place. Nevertheless, I am putting this illustrious website under maintainence. There are a few things that need to be played I mean worked at and it requires this site to be messed up.

That would mean that when you come to ROFL you will be greeted with a look of utter confusion with posts flying around everywhere. You will also see an actual WIP project live .. how many times have you had that privilege huh?

Till then Adios Amigos. That means Adi (my pet name) is (os is a typo of is) ami (me in bengali) goes..

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Striking a Deal With The Spam Merchants

by Roflin on April 7, 2008

Today I got notified of some new comments on ROFL. Naturally I was excited, so I jumped around, called everyone I love and who are close to me of course I kissed my PC before opening India’s funniest blog’s homepage.

And what do I see

comment #1 - have been visiting sources like that lately. That’s the most important point of everything. That’s why I can professionally say that this information is objective and sounds true to me

of course he was saying this about my “serious” post on the Dialogue writer of Om Shanti Om
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